Movies Demotivational Poster
YOU! - STFU!
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
HORROR MOVIE HEROES -
WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.
HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.
CYRUS THE VIRUS -
CLARK GRISWALD - Kiss my a$$. Kiss his a$$. Kiss your a$$. Happy Hanukkah.
FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?
HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield
stupid is as stupid does -
HORROR MOVIES -
MAY THE FORTH -
PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.
PAIN - Pain, you know nothing about pain.
ONE WORD MY DEAR - Vagisil Seven years is a long time to suffer from something like that!
THE FORUMS - A welcoming community of people that hate you.
ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails
A WHOLE DIFFERENT TASTE -
SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.
EDWARD D WOOD JR (ED WOOD) - Yeah, his movies sucked, but he had an excuse: he was one of 4000 Marines at Tarawa, and one of the 300 who survived. Even if he was wearing a pink bra and panties at the time.
BOWL CUTS - They're killer
HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.
From The Earth To The Moon -
PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!
How About a Magic Trick -
ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.
THE AVENGERS -
HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -
COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU - Spiderman I'm Not The Man I Used To Be
ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.
KILLING IS HIS BUSINESS - But business hasn't been great. Please, take a moment to think about those really effected by the recession. Thank you.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's
HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!
North By Northwest -
Do You Remember -
Geoffrey Unsworth -
THE EXORCIST - Why wussy ass horror movies today don't scare me. Hollywood just doesn't scare us anymore.
RACIAL HUMOR IN MOVIES -
Ã¢â‚¬Å“THE TARANTINOÃ¢â‚¬Â - The shot that tells you, You're pretty much screwed. Nice knowing you!
BREAKING NEWS!! - POPE AUDITIONS FOR TOY STORY 4.
OSCAR NOMINATION - He never got one... unbelievable
A HANDFULL OF PENNIES - Everything gets devaluated these days, even movies.
GENTLEMEN - It's Movie Time
THIS IS SPART -
STOP BULLYING NOW - Because they take that haircut serious.
MOVIES - that didn't make it. Richard Gere: The inside story.
SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?!
Campy Crossovers -
HORROR MOVIES... - Are Thought Provoking. You'll Never Have A Nice Day If You Have Other Plans.
BACK TO THE FUTURE II - We have neither hoverboards nor do we have flying cars, but at least every damn movie is in 3D.
NOTHING HAPPENS - Nothing happens the entire movie.
BATMAN 3 - Wait, when did 2 come out?
X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE - I wanted to believe. Now I do--I believe it sucked!
REMAKES - Be honest...you can't REMAKE fear.
S A M A R A - All she wanted was a hug.
MY MOM IS NOT FAIR - Everytime I want 'cuddly snuggles' with her she tells me to get out of her bedroom because she is busy making Documentaries...
THE MOVIES - Believe It or Not! Sometimes the books are better
THE THEATER MIGHT BE EMPTY - but that just means no one will see me bitch slap you.
CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.
GOOD MOVIES -
MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!
MY FRIENDS MAKE THE MOVIES YOU STEAL - and i really could care less because nothing seems fair these days children suffer - our world is out of whack - politicians suck
STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"
GHOSTBUSTERS 3 - Introducing Flamer - Slimer's openly gay cousin.
NERDS - We have nothing better to do.
BRAD PITT IS A BASTERD - And Benjamin Button,Jesse James,John Smith,Acheilles. Anybody get left out?
Numero Deux -
Edge of Tomorrow -
theater d-bags -
Steven Spielberg's -
Theater Popcorn in a Bag -
basis and fact -
Your Life -
modern movies -
more concrete proof -
Indie Films -
OH, COM'ON -
GAYS OF YESTERYEAR -
fair warning -
Kiera Knightly -
STILL UP!....NO IT -
Megan Fox -
YOU PLAYED IT FOR HER, YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR ME - Even the coolest of us pine and moan upon recalling the one perfect girl that got away
STARS WARS - Had George Lucas never been born.
Hasbro's Sexism -
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